an open letter

To the people who made this sign.

That was lying in a ditch.

Behind some bushes.

Twenty yards from the actual parking area where people would stop to let their dog swim in the river:

REALLY? I'D RATHER NOT KNOW AT ALL.

Sincerely,

Me

PS: I especially enjoy the extra effort you took to screw the paper to the wood. Looks very sturdy. Using staples would have made it look like you weren't even trying.